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A man walks into a bar...
An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball.
"I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?"
The old guy sighs and tells him, "My ship was torpedoed by the Germans in WWII. A mermaid rescued me and promised to grant me three wishes. For my first wish, I asked to return to the States. My second wish was to have all the money I would ever need. Finally, my third wish was to have sex with the mermaid."
"That doesn't sound too bad," says the bartender. "Then what happened?"
"Well," sighs the man, "mermaids can't have sex, so I asked her if I could just have a little head... ."
Bradley Cooper Is Ridiculously Good At The Air Guitar
We’re not worthy. We’re not worthy.
Bradley Cooper, who was a guest on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Monday night, showed off his air guitar skills when asked about his "little musical talent".
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon / Via youtu.be
Admitting that he had a lot of time on his hands as a kid, Cooper apparently grew to become ridiculously familiar with the solo in "Down by the River" by Neil Young.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon / Via youtu.be
And I have to admit, his performance was impressively accurate.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon / Via youtu.be
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