You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 1, 2015
Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 1, 2015
This Lil Pig Sliding On Ice Will Make You Squeal With Happiness
He’s just going to slide, slide, slide all the way home!
Okay, take a deep breath and prepare to squeal.
"Uhhggg, maybe I've got it?"
"Screw it, I'm just gonna slide, slide, slide all the way home!"
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A black man is driving his Mercedes when he gets pulled over by a cop.
The cop asks him for his license and regristration and begins to question him about his car. "Where'd you get the money to buy such a nice Benz?" The man replies, "I'm a specialty surgeon, I enlarge assholes." Skeptical, the officer asks more about the procedure. The man explains, "First you work a finger in, then two, three, until you can get your whole hand in...then you do the other and slowly pull and work the rim until you can get a foot in for more leverage, then both feet and pull and stretch it until it's about 6'. The cop asks, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" The black man replies, "Give it a badge and a radar gun".
26 Signs You Never Got Over Your Emo Phase
2005 > 2015.
Press play and get this pity party started.
Your Spotify currently looks like this:
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You still sleep in your My Chemical Romance T-shirt.
Or your Taking Back Sunday T-shirt. Or your Used T-shirt. Or your AFI T-shirt. Or your...
You drown out the sounds of annoying colleagues by blasting emo through your headphones.
"She's the only one who knows what it is to burn..."
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