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Thứ Tư, 7 tháng 1, 2015
18 Dogs Who Are Better Than Your Boyfriend
Your dog is all you’ll ever need.
Steve, who is the best napping buddy you could ever ask for.
Doug, who will hold your hand every chance he gets.
Sebastian, who always leaves you the biggest bite of the yummy dessert you're sharing.
Jacob, the handsome fluffball who doesn't mind driving home when you're too tired.
A man walks into a bar...
.. orders 9 shots of whisky from the barman..
The barman asks "Are you celebrating something?" "Yes", he says "My first blowjob" "Congratulations, let me get you the 10th drink on the house!" "Thanks, but if 9 shots won't get rid of the taste I don't think the tenth will either"
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