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Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 1, 2015
A little Muslim kid gets lost in a supermarket..
A little Muslim kid, crying, can't find his mother in a supermarket.
The store attendant asks, "What does your mother look like?"
The kid says.. "I have no fucking idea."
This Pug Is An Expert Snowboarder And She's Amazing
Who says pugs can’t be sporty?
Brandy the pug has long proven just how cute she is...
...but now in her new video, she shows off her awesome snowboarding skills.
Look at how much of a pro she is!!
~Pug vision~
This Dog Worries About The Same Things As You
Molly is permanently concerned even without all the student debt you have!
"I'm just nervous I won't live up to my parents' expectations. I'm the first in my family to go to obedience school."
"Is my look too, like, over-played?"
"People are waiting so long to get married these days that I'm starting to think it just won't happen for me."
"Am I getting too old to enjoy things ironically? Have I reached the age of a forced sincerity?"
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment ...
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."
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