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Thứ Ba, 13 tháng 1, 2015

Elephant Goes On Rampage In Thailand, Crushes Car

No one was hurt over the weekend when an elephant climbed on top of a parked car at a park near Bangkok, crushed it like a tin can, and nonchalantly walked away.



A passerby caught the destructive meet-and-greet on video at Khao Yai National Park, confirming generally held assumptions about what would happen if a giant elephant were to sit on a car.


Park chief Kanchit Srinoppawan told the BBC the aggressive behavior was likely the result of the mating season. Other incidents of elephants behaving badly in the region have also been reported in recent days.


Watch the display of heft here:



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During a recent password audit ...


... it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"


When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.



Sexy Neighbor


A guy is talking to his buddy one day and he tells him "man, there's this new girl that moved in next door. She's drop dead gorgeous, but I can't go talk to her because every time I see her I get a raging boner. Rock hard every time I get a glimpse of her. I can't go talk to her like that, she would see it and it would be too embarrassing." His buddy says "I got an idea, how about tomorrow you go see her, but before you do you duct tape your penis to the side of your leg that way if it gets hard it'll stay out of sight." The guy agrees that's a great idea and he'll try it tomorrow. The next day the guy comes back over and is obviously down in the dumps. His buddy asks, "so tell me about it, how'd it go?" He says, "well I did just like you said I duct taped it and went over with the plans of asking her to dinner. I knocked on her door and when she answered you should have seen her. She was wearing a skin tight dress and you could see every perfect curve of her body, with a low cut so you could see the cleavage between her perfect breasts, and to top it off her hair and make up were done like she was ready for a night out on the town." The buddy asks "Yeah? And then what happened?", To which the guy replies " I kicked her in the face".



White priest goes and lives with an African tribe...


He spends his days teaching the way of the lord. After several years, a village woman gives birth to a white baby. The Chief is not happy with this. When he confronts the priest, the priest tries to explain these things happen in nature. With the chief not understanding, the priest tries to explain further....


"ok chief. See that flock of sheep?"


"Mmm yes".


"See they are all white, but that one black one?"


"Mmm yes".


"Does that help you to understand?"


"Mmm yes. I no say nothing about baby, you no say nothing about sheep."



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