No one tells North what to do.
When she broke new fashion ground by turning a pair of jogging bottoms into a scarf.
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One dead earbud.
*Pours one out for all those who didn't score Coachella tix.*
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You really need to listen to this song on your commute, but you can't with the tangled mess in your hands.
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Bonus: When most of the song's unique sounds were meant to come out through the other end and all you hear is an unaccompanied bassline.
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It doesn't exactly fit like it once did. Shit. Well, crop tops are pretty trendy these days!
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Thurston Moore, Dave Grohl, Robert Smith, David Bowie, Billy Corgan, Pat Smear, Kim Gordon, and guests.
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On January 9, 1997, David Bowie put on a concert at Madison Square Garden to mark his 50th birthday, and it featured guest appearances from a who's who of 90s indie rock. And backstage, Bowie and some of the guests posed for this epic picture – just Bowie, Billy Corgan, Dave Grohl, Robert Smith, Frank Black, and Sonic Youth hanging out on a sofa.
(Also, Placebo!)
But who are all 20 people in the picture? The picture caption only mentions some of the better known ones – but we've conducted extensive research (i.e. googled around a bit and watched the videos of the concert) and we think we've managed to work out who everybody is.
Here's who we believe they are (there are a few that we're not 100% sure on, so if you think we've got it wrong, tell us in the comments...):
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Here's a bit more on who they are (we think):
1. Thurston Moore, Sonic Youth
2. Coco Hayley Gordon Moore, daughter of Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon
3. We think this might be Steve Hewitt, drummer in Placebo
4. Pretty sure this is Steve Shelley, drummer in Sonic Youth
5. Stefan Olsdal, bassist in Placebo
6. Mike Garson, keyboardist in the David Bowie band
7. Frank Black/Black Francis, Pixies and Frank Black and the Catholics
8. Kim Gordon, Sonic Youth
9. Lee Ranaldo, guitarist in Sonic Youth
10. We reckon this is Nate Mendel, bassist in Foo Fighters
11. Reeves Gabrels, guitarist in the David Bowie band
12. Brian Molko, Placebo
13. Gail Ann Dorsey, bassist and vocalist in the David Bowie band
14. Dave Grohl, Foo Fighters and Nirvana
15. Zachary Alford, drummer in the David Bowie band
16. Probably William Goldsmith, drummer in Foo Fighters (left the band a few months later)
17. Robert Smith, The Cure
18. David Bowie, vocalist in the David Bowie band
19. Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins
20. Pat Smear, guitarist in Foo Fighters, The Germs, and, briefly, Nirvana
An Arab man comes home one day to his wife and child and says, "My sweet flower, I'm sick of all the dirty looks and prejudice. It's time we convert to Christianity, life will be easier."
The family goes to a priest and the father asks if the priest can convert the family to Christianity.
The priest says, "it is possible, however I need to see a symbol of your dedication to Jesus Christ."
The priest then takes the family to an Alligator infested river and stands on the opposite banks. Across the river, the priest yells, "whoever can cross this river in one piece has my blessing and may convert to Christianity!"
The father, looking at his family, decides this is the only way for them to have a brighter future. He dives into the river, swimming as fast he can to the opposite bank. After some close calls he reaches the opposite bank and the priest says, "you have been baptized, you are now a Christian."
The wife, seeing her husband on the other bank and thinking of her child's future decides to follow. She jumps into the river and struggles to sneak past the alligators. After just escaping the jaws of death, she scrapes herself onto the opposite shore. The priest approaches her and says "you have been baptized, you are now a Christian."
The son, watching his parents on the opposite bank reluctantly dips his toe into the river. An Alligator immediately grabs his legs with its powerful jaws and begins tearing him limb from limb.
The mother, horrified, immediately breaks down weeping and tearing at her clothes. The father distastefully approaches the mother and asks, "Honey, why are you crying over some Arab boy?"