Took my wife to the gynecologist today

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The prototype is complete

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Bill Cosby sure does love pudding

Pudding his dick where it doesn't belong.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere

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Male Prostitute

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Where does a bumblebee sit?

On her bee-hind!

As told to me by my very excited 3 year granddaughter.

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I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs...

"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"

“Yesterday." I replied.

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