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Thứ Tư, 21 tháng 1, 2015
8 Animals You Don't Want To F*ck With
Humans, we’ve had our time. It’s time to surrender to the purple frog.
The Earth has been around for 4.6 billion years and a lot of stuff has changed since its awkward early phase.
I mean, look how much it's grown up in the last 600 million. Cute.
Modern humans as we know them today have only been around for 200,000 years.
So if the Earth was 24 hours old, we would have been around for about four seconds.
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Other species are all...
Look at us, marching in and fucking up their shit. They've been at it for millions of years longer than us.
Channel 4
Stay Positive.
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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