Bernese puppy + ice + slo mo = LOL
Cutie Quinn is still learning how ice works.
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Haha!
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Not the best ice skater!
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But that hair flip could make a yetti purr.
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Thứ Tư, 28 tháng 1, 2015
14 Reasons You Gotta Get Some Danica In Your Life
Meet the pug of your dreams.
This is Danica the Wonder Pug and as her title suggests: she's nothing short of wonderful.
She is the epitome of pug-like grace...
...majesty...
...and all around chill vibes.
A guy walks into a jazz bar with an octopus on his shoulder.
He orders a couple of beers, and after a few moments the bartender, head cocked, says, "Buddy, I don't mean to be coarse, but what's with the octopus?"
"This octopus?" the guy begins, thumbing at his octopodine companion, "Oh this guy is a musical virtuoso. He'd play any instrument you have here better than you've ever heard played before--"
The bartender cuts him off with a chortle.
The guy doesn't miss a beat, "And I'll bet you 50 bucks on an instrument of your choice."
The bartender takes the bet and points to the piano.
The octopus hops off the guy's shoulder, waltzes over to the piano, hops up and proceeds to tickle the ivories better than the bartender has ever heard before.
He's flabbergasted. Incredulous. Stupefied. So he does what any man would do, and demands to go double or nothing. "A lucky fluke, let's go one more time on this trumpet."
The guy agrees without hesitation, the octopus plays the trumpet, and you know how well he plays it. Better than the bartender has ever heard before.
Well, they keep going like this, double or nothing after double or nothing, instrument after instrument, until finally the bartender is into the guy for 3200 dollars.
Looking desperate, the bartender says, "Mac, this has got to end now. Let's go double or nothing just one more time and I either pay you three months of savings or we end up all clear."
The guy mulls it over, thinking perhaps he should just walk with his guaranteed, substantial winnings. But being a gambler-at-heart and a businessman, he decides to go for it. "Okay, one last double or nothing, and then we'll settle up."
The bartender pulls out a set of bagpipes from behind the bar and hands them to the octopus. The octopus just starts fiddling with the pipes. After a minute of this, the guy says, "Hey, Partner, we've got 6400 bucks on the line, are you gonna play that thing or what?"
The octopus looks at him, surprised, "Play it? As soon as I figure how to get its pajamas off I'm gonna fuck it!"
A Bunch Of Lemurs Eating Together Kind Of Look Like A Terrifying Spider
Qingdao Forest Wildlife World in China has inadvertently created 2015’s most nightmare-inducing monster.
2014 was undoubtedly the year the Giant Mutant Spiderdog spun its web round the internet and devoured it whole.
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However, 2015 now has a terrifying spider/other creature hybrid of its own. Qingdao Forest Wildlife World in China put a bunch of lemurs around a bowl of food, and accidentally invented the utterly horrifying LemurSpider of 2015.
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Lemur...
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...spider...
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24 Dogs Wearing Shoes To Protect Their Little Feet From The Snow
Blizzards are tough for pups.
"I hate it when snow gets in my boots."
"There's nothing worse than having soggy paws."
"I like to pair my slippers with a warm coat. That way, I can't feel the wind."
"I wouldn't dream of going outside without suitable footwear."
Blink-182 Opened Up About Splitting With Tom DeLonge
“It’s hard to cover for someone who’s disrespectful and ungrateful.”
Yesterday, Blink-182 members Travis Barker and Mark Hopper announced in a press release that third member Tom DeLonge had "indefinitely" left the group, with Alkaline Trio's Matt Skiba set to fill in for DeLonge at the Musink Festival on Mar. 22.
"We were all set to play this festival and record a new album and Tom kept putting it off without reason," Hoppus and Barker stated. "A week before we were scheduled to go in to the studio [on Jan. 5], we got an email from his manager explaining that he didn't want to participate in any Blink-182 projects indefinitely, but would rather work on his other non-musical endeavors."
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But DeLonge challenged the press release in a post to his own Instagram, referring to Hoppus' and Barker's comments as "weird" and arguing that he "never quit the band."
[DeLonge's] actions speak louder than whatever he feels compelled to write on an Instagram post ... We stand by [our press release] 100 percent because it's all true.
DeLonge never technically quit the band, but emails from his manager made it clear he wanted nothing to do with it, according to Hoppus and Barker.
"It's hard to cover for someone who's disrespectful and ungrateful," Barker said. "You don't even have the balls to call your bandmates and tell them you're not going to record or do anything Blink-related. You have your manager do it."
"To then say, 'I didn't quit the band,' it's just not true," Hoppus said, "It's disingenuous. I just wish Tom does whatever makes him happy and stops holding Blink-182 back from what we all agree that we're going to do: play shows, record music, continue this legacy, and have a good time doing it."
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