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Thứ Năm, 29 tháng 1, 2015
A Wife Comes Home Late
A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"
I installed a new home alarm system I've never felt safer
I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.
I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.
The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7. I've never felt safer and I am saving $49.95 a month.
A Pitbull-Dachshund Mix Exists And No This Is Not A Joke
Pithund. Sausagebull. Cockpit.
Behold. Lay thine eyes upon the mythical Pitbull-Dachschund, a dog that actually exists.
Facebook: Moultrie-Colquitt-County-Humane-Society
His name is Rami. He is adorable.
Facebook: Moultrie-Colquitt-County-Humane-Society
Look at his adorable little tongue.
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Look at his adorable little feet.
Facebook: Moultrie-Colquitt-County-Humane-Society
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