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Thứ Tư, 4 tháng 2, 2015
A Mob Of More Than 300 Manatees Have Taken Over A Florida Wildlife Park
It’s manatee mania!
A group of more than 300 manatees took over a wildlife park in Florida on Tuesday, forcing officials to close the area to humans.
The manatee mob was attracted to the Three Sisters Springs during the high tide and cold temperatures.
Southwest Florida Water Management District / Via facebook.com
By 1:30 p.m., more than 300 manatees filled the central pool at the park, which serves as a refuge for them, WTSP reported.
But for now, it's a manatee party!
tumblr.com / Via Giphy
A Panda Walks Into A Bar
A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves.
The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money," she says.
"For what?"
The woman rolls her eyes and explains, "I'm a prostitute."
The panda pulls out a dictionary and looks it up: "Prostitute: Has sex for money."
The panda says, "I don't have to pay you. I'm a panda -- look it up." She is about to protest when the bear hands her the dictionary.
The woman looks up "panda" in the dictionary. It says, "Panda: Eats bush and leaves."
Angel Haze Releases Beautiful New Song Inspired By Her Girlfriend
“I’m happy to finally share the passion i’ve had but couldn’t express,” wrote the artist of the track entitled “Candlxs”. This will be the first single from Haze’s upcoming album.
Rapper Angel Haze dropped a new song entitled "Candlxs" on her Tumblr last night.
The beautiful track, Haze's first new single since she released Dirty Gold last year, features a self-portrait of her and her girlfriend Ireland Baldwin.
"This is one of the first songs I wrote for my new record (also painted the artwork), it feels incredibly personal, but I'm happy to finally share the passion I've felt but couldn't express."
This Very Proper Hamster Would Like To Say Hello To You
What a gentleman!
"GOOD AFTERNOON, DEARHEART."
"JUST POPPING IN TO SAY 'HELLO' TO YOU AND YOURS."
"HAVE A PLEASANT REST OF YOUR DAY!"
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