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Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 2, 2015
21 Vines That Get Cuter Every Time You Watch Them
Yep, this will definitely make your day much better.
This little dude who's so tiny he can't help but put a smile on your face.
And this cuddly duo who will make you feel all FUZZY AND WARM INSIDE.
This guy who hasn't gotten his required amount of head scratches for the day.
This girl who knows the importance of ~quiet time~.
Thứ Năm, 5 tháng 2, 2015
Ladies.....
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed -- hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"
That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck in her ass that said.....
"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you"
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