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Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 2, 2015
If Iggy Azalea's Song "Fancy" Was About Papa John's
One less Papa without ya.
Hit play on the "Fancy" instrumental, then read:
First things first, Imma order
On Grand Hustle's card and make T.I. bill it
And I get it from Papa Johnny's
He can hold you down, like you just baked some DiGiornio's
You should want a pizza like this
Delivery or pick it up at the store
Extra cheese, cup of parm, garlic sticks
Hurry fast for somethin' worth a half a ticket for the tip
Eating all my pizza straight, never toppings
Mary-Kate like we bringin' '95 back
Bring the box in, where my slice at?
Grease and cheese drippin', you should taste that
The Wooden-Legged Pig
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?"
"Well, Michael, that's a mighty special pig! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That pig there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!"
"And the boar tore up his leg?"
"No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole pig started squealin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!"
"So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?"
"No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that pig had dove into the pond and dragged me out 'fore I drownded. Sure did save my life."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?"
"Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too."
"OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?"
"Well", the farmer tells him, "A pig like that, you don't want to eat all at once!"
This Ballet Routine Set To Hozier’s “Take Me To Church” Is So Beautiful It Hurts
Bonus: The video features Sergei Polunin, also known as the “bad boy of ballet.”
If you don't recognize the name Sergei Polunin, you're about to have it stuck in your head all day.
The 25-year-old Ukrainian dancer is known as the tatted-up "bad boy" of ballet.
Yep, this former member of the British Royal Ballet is here to make you feel things.
This video of his improvised dance to "Take Me to Church" by Hozier, directed by photographer David LaChapelle, is probably as close to perfection as you can get.
Polunin's stunning performance matches the emotional intensity of Hozier's lyrics flawlessly.
12 Bands Every Self-Respecting Emo Should Have On Their Playlist
Because we all know My Chem didn’t actually start the Emo movement.
1. "For Want Of" - Rites of Spring
Rites of Spring are seen as the founding fathers of the Emo genre. Though the origins of the term Emotive Hardcore is unclear, the band mentioned in a 1985 interview that their fans had started calling their music Emotive Hardcore and the term stuck.
Emo lyric:
"But I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat
And then I choked."
Youtube: ritesofspr
2. "Dance of Days" - Embrace
Embrace were a short-lived post hardcore band from Washington and were one of the first bands dubbed in the media as 'emotional hardcore,' though the members did dispute the name. They lasted from 1985 - 1986.
Emo lyric:
"You know I thought my eyes would be dry
But now I see and know."
Wikipedia.org / Creative Commons
3. "Waiting Room" - Fugazi
Fugazi are one of the longer-lasting bands to fall under the original Emo definition. Fugazi consisted of former members of Rites of Spring and formed in 1986. The band has been on an indefinite hiatus since 2000.
Emo lyric:
"Please don't leave me to remain
In the waiting room."
Youtube: Grazy321
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