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Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 2, 2015
22 Things Only A True Haimsbian Will Understand
You either get it or you don’t.
Haimsbian: One whose sexual orientation is Haim. You'll know if you're a Haimsbian. If you aren't sure, then look at this picture. What do you feel? That's your answer.
Getty Images for NARAS Larry Busacca
OK, so now that we've covered whether or not you're a Haimsbian, we can discuss the things that only a Haimsbian would really, truly get.
Getty Images for Glamour Dimitrios Kambouris
The sheer joy that comes with Danielle posting a pic to Instagram.
Especially when she does something ~out of character~
A woman goes to her doctor...
A woman goes to her doctor, and says 'kiss me', to which he replies 'no, it would be unprofessional.'
Once again, she says 'kiss me'. He says 'no.'
Again, she says 'kiss me'. He again replies 'no.'
She says 'kiss me' again, and the doctor says 'I shouldn't even be having sex with you'.
Women are alot like continents.
At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- virgin territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.
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