Walking.
jk... Rolling.
Thứ Bảy, 14 tháng 2, 2015
An identity thief and a rapist get convicted in a poor town...
The judge decides that the best punishment is to tie them up in a courtyard and for $5 you can punch the identity thief so he can never use his charm to con again, or for $10 you can kick the rapist in the nuts. The police officer in charge of this spots a girl kick the identity thief in the nuts and says, "Hey! You can't do that!" The girl asks, "Why not?" And the cop says, "Because this is the punchline."
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born by feeling her boobs...
"Really?" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she soon lost patience and demanded "Come on, what day was I born?"
“Yesterday." I replied.
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