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Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 2, 2015

oh, how the tables have turned...

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Translated Russian Joke - Binoculars and the Wife


There are two nine story buildings neighboring each other. One neighbor yells to the other neighbor of the opposite house:


"Hey Michael, when is your birthday?” One neighbor yells to the other neighbor.


"May, why do you ask Alex?” The second neighbor asks in return.


"Because I know exactly what gift I’m going to give you."


"Ok Alex and what will it be?"


"Since the whole building sees everything whenever your wife blows you, I’ll be more than happy to provide you with window curtains."


"Fine, and when is your birthday?” The second neighbor asks the same question as the first neighbor did to him.


"July, why do you ask Michael?"


"Because I know exactly what gift I’m going to give you."


"And what will it be?"


"Binoculars of course. So you would be able to recognize who’s wife that woman is."


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EDIT2: Named the characters



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