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Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 2, 2015

A cell phone rings in a full mens locker room, the man answers the phone


Man: "Hello!"


Woman: "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


Man: "Yes."


Woman: "I'm at the mall and i just saw this beautiful leather coat and it's only $2,000, can i have it?


Man: "Sure!"


Woman: "Oh, and i just stopped by at the Lexus dealership and saw one i really liked, can i have it?


Man "How much is it?"


Woman: "$90,000."


Man: "Well if it's that much i want it with all the features."


Woman: "Ofcourse, one more thing. I just finished talking to Sarah, and the and the house i wanted is back on the market, they're asking 980.000 for it."


Man: "Ok, make an offer for 900.000, if they don't take it offer them the extra 80k if that's what you really want."


Woman: " Thank you so much honey, love you, bye!"


Man: "Love you too, bye."


The man hung up, everyone in the locker room was staring at him in astonishment. The man then calmly looked around and asked "Ok, whose phone is this?"



Very suspicious indeed!

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ISIS explains their master plan. (Inspired by landlubber77)

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A man asked his doctor for a triple Rx of Viagra


A man went to the doctor 's office to ask for a triple dosage of Viagra. Doctor: I can't give you a triple dose. Man: Why not? Doctor: Because it's not safe. Man: But I need it really bad. Doctor: Well, why do you need it so badly? Man: My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose. The doctor finally relented. Doctor: All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects. On Monday afternoon the man dragged himself into the doctor's office....his right arm in a sling. Doctor: Good God! What happened to you? Man: No one showed up.



Then VS Than

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Every time I go into Macy's, "Do you wanna try this perfume?"

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Shots fired.

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