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Thứ Năm, 26 tháng 2, 2015
Jon is having "stamina" trouble with his wife.
So one night, he asks his good friend Billy for advice.
"Billy, I just can't stay hard. I come too soon. I don't know what to do."
"Once you're hard, slam your dick on the dresser a few times. It'll be so numb, you won't feel a thing, and will go for hours!"
Jon gets hard just thinking about it. He goes home, gets naked, and starts slamming his dick against his wooden dresser with a THUD THUD THUD, when he hears his wife's voice from the bathroom -
"Billy, is that you?"
There is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
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