Premiere: Hot Sugar Does Terrible Things In New "Sinkies" Video

“You can get away with horrific crimes in broad daylight without getting caught if you smile politely,” he tells BuzzFeed Music.

Nick Koenig a.k.a. Hot Sugar’s new video for his song “Sinkies” is a drug-fueled trip down a wormhole styled by Harmony Korine.

Nick Koenig a.k.a. Hot Sugar

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It’s ultimately about love, lost connections, and how we communicate and survive in the age of the internet. But it starts with some good old-fashioned dog homicide.

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"When we were filming, during one of the takes, a business man came up to us and said 'I have a bulldog just like him,' Hot Sugar tells BuzzFeed Music via email. "The camera was across the street so there was no way of assuming that what we were doing was for a film. When he realized the dog I was holding was attached to a terrified old lady's arm (while she held up a wad of cash in the other hand), he looked back at me disappointingly and continued his walk down the street shaking his head. You can get away with horrific crimes in broad daylight without getting caught if you smile politely."

The lady ultimately pays up and the dog -- a Frenchie named Morticia that, Hot Sugar says, is "the price of a small car" -- goes thankfully unharmed.

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