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Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 2, 2015
Son asks his dad about politics..
A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit."
Lion Cub Fed Only Yogurt And Bread To Stunt Its Growth Is Rescued From Circus
Veterinarians from across the world rushed to save the cub and are now trying to get it to a wildlife sanctuary in South Africa.
This is Magnus, a lion cub born in captivity who was fed nothing but yogurt and bread to stunt his growth at a Spanish circus.
Viktor Larkhill / Let's Go! Global
The lion was separated from his mother just days after birth so he could be turned into a tourist attraction for the circus, according to Let's Adopt! Global, the organization behind his rescue.
Problem is, lions gain body mass fast. So in order to keep Magnus small for as long as possible — and to maximize how long the circus could charge tourists 20 euros to take a picture with the cat — his handlers fed him nothing but a mix of yogurt and bread, rescuers said.
The inadequate diet, though, led to potentially deadly complications, arresting the development of Magnus' bones and muscles. Eventually, he developed Stenosis of the Esophagus — essentially narrowing of the esophagus passage — which made it impossible for him to normally ingest food.
Basically, having never had solid food, his esophagus had narrowed to the point of being practically impassible.
Viktor Larkhill / Let's Go! Global
Instead, Spanish authorities seized the cub and brought him to a veterinarian clinic.
Unfortunately, Magnus had already deteriorated to the point where he needed surgery, otherwise he'd be unable to properly ingest food and die.
The local veterinarian, however, didn't have the money to pay for the procedure and contacted Let's Adopt! Global, a group based in Turkey. The organization immediately launched a campaign to raise the necessary money.
Watch This Tearful Reunion Between A 10-Year-Old Boy And His Missing Cat
Jared and Clyde, best friends forever.
Jared, a 10-year-old autistic boy was devastated when his beloved 11-year-old cat Clyde went missing. 12 days later, Jared came home to discover that Clyde had been found by a neighbor, and all was right in the world!
The video was originally uploaded by Jared's mom back in 2010 and is picking up steam again thanks to a re-post on Rumble Viral.
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Jared and Clyde have been together since they were both just babies! Jared's mom, Terri Parbs shared this photo of baby Jared and kitten Clyde with BuzzFeed:
Terri Parbs
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