TIL that for release in Finland, the original Mortal Kombat had to be censored in an unusual way. Censors were fine with the gore, but insisted the music be replaced with traditional Christian songs.

FINNISH HYMN...

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This post is going nowhere fast.

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one of my favorite offensive jokes

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A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged

The highly unusual and somewhat risky procedure, known as an elephantaplasm, involved grafting a baby elephant’s trunk on to the end of the patient’s member.The operation, however, was apparently a success. Overjoyed, the man went out with his girlfriend to celebrate at a very fancy restaurant.To his horror, after preliminary cocktails, the man’s penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a bread roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth.The girlfriend was startled and exclaimed,“What was that?”Suddenly, the penis reappeared,...

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At my favorite Burrito place...

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As a grown-up and movie-fan, I really appreciated this running gag in "Penguins of Madagascar."

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Have you heard about the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, you take 5 sho...

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