Banned from the zoo.
Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 2, 2015
Here is one of my favourite Iranian jokes that I've translated to English for you all, hope you like it
One day there was a king who had the the most beautiful daughter anyone had ever seen.
Everyone wanted to sleep with his daughter so he thought he would make a game of this.
King: "Anyone who can wrestle my lion and kill it will be given permission fuck my daughter"
For days men would turn up from all over the land to try and kill the lion and would fail miserably. Finally a Turkish man showed up and went into the empty arena with the lion.
They were wrestling for about 30 minutes and everyone could hear loud screams from both.
After 45 minutes the door opens and the Turkish man walks out batterer and bruised takes a deep breath, brushes off his shoulder and says "Right, so who do I have to kill?"
EDIT: sorry that some of you don't get it, Most iranian jokes are about Turks being stupid. The Turk basically goes through all of that effort and messes up the order. He thought he had to fuck the lion
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