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Chủ Nhật, 1 tháng 3, 2015

Googled "common core math" to try to explain it to my boyfriend. This was the first image result

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?


One less drunk.



Dont pee and sneeze!

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Kanye West Announces Tweets New Album Name

So Help Me God



Kids are assholes

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Asked a girl out. She said yes and asked what we were gonna do.

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In the months leading up to the expedition of Apollo 11...


In the months leading up to the expedition of Apollo 11, the astronauts trained in a remote moon-like desert in the western United States. The area is home to several Native American communities. One days, as they were training, the astronauts came across an old Native American. The man asked them what they were doing there. They replied that they were part of a research expedition that would shortly travel to explore the moon. When the old man heard that, he fell silent for a few moments, and then asked the astronauts if they could do him a favor.


"What do you want?" they asked.


"Well," said the old man, "the people of my tribe believe that holy spirits live on the moon. I was wondering if you could pass an important message to them from my people."


"What's the message?" asked the astronauts.


The man uttered something in his tribal language, and then asked the astronauts to repeat it again and again until they had memorized it correctly.


"What does it mean?" asked the astronauts.


"Oh, I cannot tell you. It's a secret that only our tribe and the moon spirits are allowed to know."


When they returned to their base, the astronauts searched and searched until they found someone who could speak the tribal language, and asked him to translate the secret message. When they repeated what they had memorized, the translator started to laugh uproariously. When he calmed down, the astronauts asked him what it meant. The man explained that the sentence they had memorized so carefully said, "Don't believe a single word these people are telling you. They are here to steal your lands!"