What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway across

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Chemical Attraction

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My friend didn't understand why people were honking and flashing their lights at him.

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BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD!

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Pretty accurate to my life

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My boss was honest with me today.

He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

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Beethoven hyping the crowd.

Beethoven: YOU WANNA HEAR A SYMPHONY?

crowd cheers

Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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