“To come back and deliver my magnum opus of a work, and to be outshined…to be beat by a girl, basically.”
Thứ Ba, 3 tháng 3, 2015
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine...
The solar panel says, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?" The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
18 Types Of Stretches, As Told By Cats
So many styles to choose from!
The "Thank Goodness I Swiffered First" Stretch
The "Teddy Bears Are Just Out Of Reach And There They Will Stay" Stretch
The "Most Unique Bedtime Ritual" Stretch
The "Reverse Comma" Stretch
My grandfather's favorite joke.
Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where ya left it. He suffers from dementia and for some odd reason he remembers this joke and continues to tell it.
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