“I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the bannister and there was a large cowpat.”
Meet Pat Costen. She lives in Guernsey and owns two cows.
Costen is the president of La Societe Guernesiaise, a group created to encourage the study of the geography, geology, and natural history of Guernsey.
Her cows are part of a conservation herd put together to graze nature reserves, the Daily Mail reported.
And the animals recently decided to pay her a visit.
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Costen came out of the shower and was met by this face.
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Oh, hi there.
Costen told the SWNS news agency: "I was in the shower and when I came out I could smell something. I looked over the bannister and there was a large cowpat.
"They came in through the kitchen, along the corridor, round the snooker table, and into the study, where they scattered a pile of my papers."
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The 70-year-old described her calves as inquisitive "naughty boys".
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