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Thứ Sáu, 6 tháng 3, 2015
A Giant Octopus Almost Escaped From The Seattle Aquarium, So Good Luck Sleeping Tonight
Hold your children tight, folks. This is pretty creepy.
The Seattle Aquarium has a giant octopus on display. Here's what happened when, on an ordinary day, the giant sea monster decided it was time to break free:
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Everything was fine and dandy, until this happened:
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Then shit started to get REAL. The screams of the children seemed to strengthen the creature!
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Finally, a fearless aquarium employee was able to save the day!
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Adam and God are walking through the Garden of Eden....
and Adam asks God, "Hey God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?" And God replies, "So you would always want to look at her my son." Adam asks, "So, why did you make her smell so good?" God replies,"So you would always want to be around her my son." Adam asks, "Well, why did you make her skins so soft?" God replies, "So you'd always want to touch her my son." Adam asks, "Well why did you make her so fucking stupid?" God replies, "So she would love you my son."
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