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Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 3, 2015
22 Times Humans Were A Dog's Best Friend
Dogs need a best buddy, too!
This guy who let this dog have the best seat in the house at the baseball game.
And this kind sir who carried this handsome pup when he got tired from hiking.
The human who got a stroller for her arthritic pug so she could still go on walks.
And these two who are clearly about to embark on the most badass adventure of all time.
Thứ Ba, 10 tháng 3, 2015
14 Animals That Perfectly Express Your Relationship With Food
Admit it, you beg for pizza way more often than your pets do.
The feeling after you've already had three slices, but there's just one slice left and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste.
How you look when someone offers you a taco, but you say "no thanks, I just ate" and immediately regret it.
The face you make when you ask "hey, you gonna finish that?"
The distant longing you feel while you're waiting for your friends to ask if you want a slice.
Smiting
A construction worker was hammering in a nail, and hit his hand as a priest walks by. "Goddammit, I missed," he says. The priest tells him to not take the Lords name in vain. The next day he walks by the same construction worker again, and this time the construction worker hits his other hand. "Goddammit, I missed," he says once again. The priest tells him he has one more strike before God punishes him. The third day, the construction worker hits his beer, resting next to him. As the bottle breaks, he says "Goddammit I missed." The priest is walking by as a lightning bolt hits the priest, disintegrating him. A voice booms from the heavens, "GODDAMMIT I MISSED."
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