What I did with the Junk Mail today...

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An Iranian man comes home to his wife

He says :" Honey! Honey! I missed the bus today and chased it all the way home. I saved myself 2 dollars!"

The wife responds: " you idiot! You should've chased the taxi. You could have saved 20 dollars!"

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I was mad I had to pay $10 for shipping, so I sarcastically requested a hand-drawn pony...

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What a view!

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I don't think you need a DNA test for that..

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So, my lesbian friend asked how I view lesbian relationships.

In Hd was not the correct answer.

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If you play a Windows Vista disc backwards, you can hear satanic chanting...

...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.

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