...what's worse, if you play it forwards, it installs Vista.
Thứ Tư, 11 tháng 3, 2015
This Video Of A Cat Sliding Across The Floor Proves That Cats Really Don't Give A Shit
Sliding into your DMs like Richard the cat.
So this might look kinda messed up at first glance. But fear not, Richard the cat actually loves having his owner slide him across the floor.
He always comes back for more, even if his cat bro thinks he's a total idiot.
Cat curling anyone?
Watch the adorable Richard give zero fucks here:
Meet The Cat Who Gives Great Back Rubs
Banks is the best at back rubs! (H/T Tastefully Offensive)
Banks likes to start his sessions by checking in with his client and getting a feel of their mood that day.
Then he gets started on any problem areas. Lots of people carry tension in their shoulders...
...but Banks never forgets the rest of the back. He's too much of a pro!
As payment, Banks only requests a backrub for himself, nothing more.
26 Things Diddy Does On Instagram That Normal People Couldn't
No one quite drinks orange juice like Diddy does.
Enjoy a glass of orange juice with Jay Z.
Play a concert while holding a pineapple.
Completely miss the point of Scarface.
Is Diddy telling us to be patient and work our way up like a Cuban drug dealer who died a bloody death?
Pose in fur coats and gold chains with your kids.
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was dating someone else…
Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she was dating someone else. One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up. ” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend… So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down.” So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied ''I've only just finished picking it up, the bastard used change''
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