Cat hugs are the best hugs.
Jasper the cat couldn't stop hugging his canine friend Bow-Z after being apart for over a week.
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Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 3, 2015
I took a girl home last night after telling her I was good with my mouth...
We stayed up all night chatting, she eventually stormed off and I'm not sure why, maybe she doesn't think I'm the cunning linguist I claimed after all?
One day, my fiancé’s sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations
She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that she had these feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me -- just once -- before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the house, and began walking toward my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to our family!"
The moral of the story?
Be smart, like me. Always keep your condoms in your car.
This Is What The Dad From "Dinosaurs" Looks Like Rapping Notorious B.I.G.'s "Hypnotize
Hypnotizing.
Genius Benjamin Roberts created this uncanny mashup with Earl Sinclair from the classic dinosaur sitcom Dinosaurs singing Biggie's "Hypnotize," and it's F*CKING EPIC.
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DAMN, this works so well.
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Basically, Biggie's back.
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Yesssssssss!
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