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Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 3, 2015
Thứ Năm, 12 tháng 3, 2015
27 Cats Who Will Make You Question Evolution
Cats, man.
This cat who clearly doesn't understand the concept of "space" or "stairs".
These not-so-stealth hunters who would definitely wipe themselves out.
This little kitten who tried her best and yet...
Jumping is something cats have ~theoretically~ evolved to do with grace and ease. BUT LOOK AT THIS.
This Owl Wearing A Hat Is The Best Thing You Will See Today
The Perfect maid
They hired a lovely lass for the job.
She worked out fine, was a good cook, was polite, and kept the house neat. One day, after about six months, she came in and said she would have to quit.
"But why?" asked the disappointed wife.
She hemmed and hawed and said she didn't want to say, but the wife was persistent, so finally she said, "Well on my day off a couple of months ago I met this good-looking fellow from over in the next county, and well, I'm pregnant."
The wife said, "Look, we don't want to lose you. My husband and I don't have children, and we'll adopt your baby if you will stay."
She talked to her husband; he agreed, and the maid said she would stay. The baby came, they adopted it, and all went well.
After several months though, the maid came in again and said that she would have to quit. The wife questioned her, found out that she was pregnant again, talked to her husband, and offered to adopt the baby if she would stay. She agreed, had the baby, they adopted it, and life went on as usual.
In a few months, however, she again said she would have to leave. Same thing. She was pregnant. They made the same offer, she agreed, and they adopted the third baby. She worked for a week or two, but then said, "I am definitely leaving this time."
"Don't tell me you're pregnant again?" asked the lady of the house.
"No," she said, "there are just too many kids here to pick up after."
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