Because of the horrible stench coming from his carrion luggage.
I deserve any and all insulting comments I will get for this joke, I make no excuses for myself and should probably be ashamed.
Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 3, 2015
23 Reasons You Should Never Rescue A Cat
Why would you want to save a life and gain a new best friend? It just doesn’t make sense.
Rescue cats are all unfriendly.
None of them like cuddles, look at this one clearly trying to eat his human.
Their sad pasts means that they can't trust humans anymore.
This puss comes from an abusive background, and you can see that no amount of love and care is going to get him over it.
And none of them are at all beautiful in any way.
And disabled cats can never be cute.
A Blonde and A lawyer.
A lawyer and a blonde are waiting at the airport next to each other. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game of Find the Answer. The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa. " Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
"Okay" says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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