Two muffins were in an oven, the first muffin turns to the other and says "man it sure is hot in here!" The second muffin replies "Holy fuck!!!! A talking muffin!!!!!"
Thứ Sáu, 13 tháng 3, 2015
Britney Spears Is "Slowly But Surely" Working On A New Album, Focusing On "Great Singles" Instead
She answers some of our prayers (and questions about new music) in the newest issue of Billboard.
I'm gonna do [a new album] slowly but surely. There's a lot going on with my kids and schools and, you know, adding new sports and stuff like that. I'm gonna try to do my best to do an amazing album, but it's not my full priority right now. Kids can drive you crazy.
Right now we're just concentrating on putting out a few great singles as they come. We're not really talking seriously about a new album yet. Albums just aren't as important in the digital age as they used to be. Britney will get to one eventually, but not right now.
Ian Witlen / Billboard.com / Via britneyspears.breatheheavy.com
One Direction Might Undergo Drug Test, Fans Summon Flames Directly From Hell
An anti-drug group in the Philippines wants the boy band to undergo drug testing before they can enter the country for their Manila concert. And Directioners are pissed.
So you may have heard about this group of young men from the UK known as One Direction. They have an upcoming concert in Manila, Philippines.
I think they do music or something?
Anthony Harvey / Via Getty Images
Well, a Filipino anti-drug group posted a photo on their Facebook page of what appears to be Zayn Malik smoking a joint, with the caption "NO DRUG TEST, NO ENTRY."
The group, Laban ng Pamilyang Pilipino (literally meaning "fight of the Filipino family"), is urging the Philippine Bureau of Immigration to have the members of One Direction undergo a drug test before allowing them to enter the country.
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