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Chủ Nhật, 15 tháng 3, 2015
A group of blondes walk into a bar
They immediately start to set up what looks like a big celebration; they order numerous pitchers of beer, then push tables together, one of them even hangs a big banner over it. As they're celebrating, the bartender notices that the banner says "51 DAYS!"
Curious, he walks over to the celebrating group, and notices something even odder; a children's jigsaw puzzle with about 20 pieces at most, completed and sitting in a beautiful frame. He taps one of the blondes on the shoulder.
"Excuse me," he says, "But what is the big celebration for?"
With a big grin on her face, she points down at the puzzle.
"We're celebrating our success! See that puzzle? It said "2-4 Years" on the box, but we did it way quicker than that, only 51 days!"
My fathers dumb sand joke .
This is a dumb joke my father told me a few years ago , i tried to translate it the best i can ,so here it goes.
So a man is crossing the border on a bike and he is holding a bucket filled with sand in his hand . He comes to the police officer and shows him his papers , everything looks good , but the police officer notices the bucket with sand .
"Whats that " asks the police officer .
"Just sand nothing special" says the man crossing the border.
the police officers takes a look in the bucket , dips his hand into the sand to see if he is hiding anything , and he doesn't find anything and lets the man trough .
A few days pass and the police officer sees the man on the bike with the bucket again . He senses that something is fishy with that bucket so he takes a real good look ; shakes it , puts his whole hand in it and still , nothing . So he lets the man trough again .
A few days pass and there he is again - the man riding the bike with the bucket . The police officer is fed up with the bucket at this point . He takes the bucket and throws all the sand on the ground , kicks it , does anything he can think of , and still nothing . He is so fed up he says
"Listen man , i'm sick of this , if you tell me what you are doing here every few days with a bucket of sand , whatever it is , be it smuggling drugs or anything , ill let you trough , just for gods sake tell me what are you doing "
the man looks at the police officer and smiles
"Smuggling bikes"
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