" Together We can stop this shit"
Thứ Ba, 17 tháng 3, 2015
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
An old lady decides to check on his 3 son-in-laws
She wanted to see who respects/cares for her the most. She goes to the lake near the eldest son-in-laws place and jumps. The son-in-law dives in and rescues her. Next day, he sees a toyota corolla parked in front of his house with a letter -- Thanks from your Mother-in-law.
Then she goes to her second son-in-law places and jumps in a lake near his house. The second son-in-law also saves her. Next day he too gets a toyota corolla as a gift with a letter -- Thanks from your Mother-in-law
Now the old lady goes to her third son-in-law's place and jumps in the lake. He does not save her and she drowns. Next day he sees a Ferrari parked in front of his house with a letter -- Thanks from your Father-in-law.
edit: An old lady decides to check on HER 3 son-in-laws
14 Reasons Never To Mess With Taylor Swift's Cats
Don’t say we didn’t, say we didn’t warn ya.
This weekend we all got a glimpse of what Taylor's cats are capable of when she shared this shot of Meredith's handiwork.
The singer's legs are reportedly insured for $40 million.
They're never not watching you.
Their stealth skills are on point...
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