[God-awful OC] What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

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I ordered something from China. Could they not package it to look like a kilo of Heroin?

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99 Of 2015's Best New Songs (So Far)

We recap our favorite pop, electronic, country, rap, and rock for the first quarter of the year. In no particular order.

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1. The unabashed swagger of Ghostface Killah & BADBADNOTGOOD's spicy, funky "Raygun" featuring DOOM.

2. The sexy, sultry tease anthem by The Weeknd, "Earned It"

3. Charli XCX & Rita Ora doing it and doing it and "Doing It" well.

4. The subtle and devastating, subtly devastating "Leaf Off/The Cave" by Swedish smooth crooner José González.

5. The gliding, smooth, danceable "Planes" by Jeremih featuring J. Cole.

6. The punchy, eviscerating "Ego" by Tove Stryke.

7. The melancholic, haunted "Air" by Waxahatchee.

8. The "thank goodness the long wait for their new album is over"-ness of Modest Mouse's "Coyotes"

9. Black Coast's atmospheric examination of love, "Enough " featuring M. Maggie.

10. The dizzying "Pendulum" by FKA Twigs.

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I just picked up the Germanwings iPhone app...

When I switched on airplane mode, it locked me out of the phone and then crashed.

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My sister slapped me over the head with this and asked if I expected it.

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

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Tumblr Plays Chess

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