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Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 5, 2015

I asked my friend about his time in prison.

"I have mixed feelings. On one hand I was surrounded by the worst society had to offer. I shared cells with thieves, murderers, and rapists. On the other hand the prison library was filled with the best collection of literature that I've ever seen. I don't know. It has its prose and cons."

Bruce Jenner should legally change his name to Trans

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5 South African Artists Every Music Fan Needs To Hear Before They Die

An eclectic mix of dance, pop, and jazz from the rainbow nation hand-picked by Nozinja.

This is Nozinja. In South Africa, he's a living legend.

This is Nozinja. In South Africa, he's a living legend.

Warp Records.

He's the originator or Shangaan Electro, a doubletime style of dance music that infuses traditional South African disco with neon synth grooves.

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Mafikizolo

Nozinja says: Mafikizolo is a duo of a lady and a gentleman [Nhlanhla Nciza and Theo Kgosinkwe]. They make very vibrant afro pop that mixes the old and the new, traditional african music and electronic house. When I'm at home, they're all I listen to.

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If you skip church on Sundays..

You're pulling a Christian Bale.

It's dark in here.

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here." The man whispers, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Boy - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Boy - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

Boy - "It's dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball glove." Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?" Boy - "$750." Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

This Friendly Dutch Owl Keeps Landing On People's Heads

“Is this seat taken?”

An owl in the Netherlands has been getting cozy with residents.

Because Birds posted the video, writing, "This bird has been cuddling the citizens of this town for a while. It likes to land and stomp on people’s heads."

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Dubbed the "Cuddly Owl," here you can see the eagle-owl landing on a woman's head.

Dubbed the "Cuddly Owl," here you can see the eagle-owl landing on a woman's head.

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And stomping a little to get comfortable.

And stomping a little to get comfortable.

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"Oh, hey guys."

"Oh, hey guys."

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