Because they're full of Arab semen
Thứ Bảy, 2 tháng 5, 2015
Two new nuns remodel their bedroom.
The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, “Hey, let’s take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door.” So they do this, and begin painting their room.
Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, “Who is it?”
“Blind man!”
The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, “He’s blind, he can’t see. What could it hurt.” They let him in.
The blind man walks in and says, “Hey, nice tits. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?”
Two cows are talking to each other while grazing....
The first cow says "Hey I heard there's a case of mad cow disease going around, are you worried?"
The second cow looks at the first and says "Why should I be worried? I'm a squirrel."
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