FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No!
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.
Son: Then okay.
Dad goes to Bill Gates...
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No!
Dad: My son is the CEO of World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then okay.
Dad goes to the President of the World Bank...
Dad: Appoint my son as CEO.
President: No!
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok.
This is BUSINESS
Al Sharpton heads into best buy and is browsing the appliance section. He calls over a young white male employee.
Al: Hey young man, I'd like to register a complaint. Best Buy Guy: What seems to be the issue sir? Al: Well you see son, all of these washers are white! This is outrageous! Best Buy Guy: (opens the lid and points inside the machine) Well if you look inside sir, you'll see that all the agitators are black.
Two very elderly couples bump into each other in the street, Jack says " hi there George, how are you?" George says " Great! we've just been to that new memory clinic, they teach you how to remember things using word association, it's really good" Jack asks " really? what's the name of the clinic?" George thinks for a moment and then says " let me see, eh, what do you call that flower with a thorny stem?" Jack says "A rose"? "Ah yes that's it" George turns to his wife...."Rose, what's the name of that clinic"?
Mom says, "You get babies when mommies and daddies have sex."
"What's sex?"
"Sex is when Daddy puts his penis into Mommy's vagina."
The girl thinks for a moment. "Okay... but last night I saw that Daddy was putting his penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?"
"You get jewelry, dear."
and one say to the other in disappointment "man, I can't believe I blew 20 bucks in there"