A man isn't paying attention when crossing the street and gets hit by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
A policeman is despatched to inform the unfortunate man's family:
"There's no easy way to say this..."
Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 5, 2015
Lucky I didn't get caught...
I was nailing this chick in the park the other weekend. And I was so lucky not to get caught.
Supposedly crucifixions are illegal these days
A young woman walks into a dry cleaner
She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean. Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?"
She responds, "No, it's yogurt"
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