My 4-year old was struggling to open his yoghurt today when he suddenly mumbled, "fucking shitty lid!"
My wife immediately looked at me and said, "I wonder where he's got that from?"
I said, "The fucking fridge,you piece of shit"
Chủ Nhật, 10 tháng 5, 2015
TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number...
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 6663629."
21 Times Facebook Was The Worst Place On The Internet
Nobody knows how to use it. H/T/r/oldpeoplefacebook
When David had some very helpful life advice.
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When the mystery Susan was having some issues.
When Jeffrey tried to solve this emergency.
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When Milton was just trying to express himself.
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Thứ Bảy, 9 tháng 5, 2015
21 Things Only People With The Best Mom Understand
NO ONE compares to your Mama.
Alright, so a LOT of people say they have the best mom in the world...
And that's all well and good but you know the truth: YOU have the best mom in the world.
All your friends know it.
She gives the BEST hugs.
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