Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal
Thứ Hai, 11 tháng 5, 2015
Prince Releases New Song "Baltimore" Before Concert Called "Rally 4 Peace"
The concert audio is streaming on Tidal, Jay Z’s music streaming service.
Just before a concert in Baltimore, Prince released a song named after the city.
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"Does anybody hear us pray," Prince asks in the song. "From Michael Brown to Freddie Gray. Peace is more than the absence of war."
Faster-Than-Light Travel: Are We There Yet?
Faster-Than-Light Travel: Are We There Yet?
About that warp drive...
May 10, 2015 at 11:13PM
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A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic
A Rabbi and a Priest were having a picnic on a really hot summer day and wanted to dip in the river to cool off. They had not thought to bring bathing suits, so decided to skinny dip instead.
The river was flowing rapidly and both clergy were washed a short distance downstream before getting out. After climbing out of the river they had just started to make a run for it to get to their clothes, when many members of their congregation came into view.
The Priest covered his privates with his hands and put on a burst of speed, but the Rabbi covered his face instead. "What are you doing?" the Priest asked. "I don't know about you," the Rabbi answered, "but my congregants recognize me by my face."
Dodged the bullet
A girl asked me today if she is wearing too much make-up. I told her my reply depends on whether or not she intends to kill Batman.
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?", asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses drinking them all back-to-back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"
The Irishman replies, "Oh...I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first".
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