A mathematician, an engineer, and a statistician are all interviewed for the same job...(my statistics teacher in college told the class this joke)

Each of them are brought into the bosses office individually and asked only one question.

The mathematician comes in and is asked "what is 2 + 2?" To which he answers "obviously it's 4"

The engineer is asked the same question. "Well it's hard to say for sure, I'd have to make a few calculations, draw up some graphs. Let me get back to you in about a week."

Finally, the statistician is brought in.

"What's 2 + 2?"

The statistician then casually closes all the blinds in the room and slyly asks "what do you want it to be?"

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How Well Do You Remember The Lyrics To “Try Again” By Aaliyah?

And if you fail this quiz, dust yourself off and try it again.

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Can You Guess How "Lil" These Rappers Actually Are?

Lil did you know!

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Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, And Martha Hunt Accidentally Re-Created The "Bad Blood" Music Video

~oopsies~.

Have you seen Taylor Swift's music video for "Bad Blood"?

You probably should, because it is awesome.

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So lemme ask you a question: Does this photo remind you of anything?

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You sure? Just Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt walking next to Tay?

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Here, let the pop star help you connect the dots.

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This Mashup Of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" And Florence's "Shake It Out" Is Hauntingly Beautiful

Taylor and the Machine.

Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" is one of the best feel-good songs ever.

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And Florence and the Machine's "Shake It Out" is one of the most haunting anthems you'll ever hear.

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YouTube star Evynne Hollens has answered that question:

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I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

I was holding a door open for an Asian Guy.

Once he went though, He said, 'Sank you'.

I Swore at him and kicked him in the Shin.

I Then said, 'Never bring up Pearl Harbor like that'

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Robot For Sale

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some homework." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Okay, okay, I was at a friend's house watching movies." Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Okay, okay, we were watching porn videos." Dad says "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was." The robot slaps the father. Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.

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