Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 6, 2015
Beyonce's "Single Ladies" Lines Up Perfectly With The Theme To "Ducktales"
“Life is like a hurricane…”
A mystical, magical, and ingenious Tumblr user has figured out that the clip for Beyonce's "Single Ladies" syncs up perfectly with the theme tune to Ducktales.
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Pig Craps Inside A Police Car And Looks Unbelievably Pleased With Herself
Daisy decided to relieve herself in the back of a Shelby Township police vehicle after chasing a woman into her front yard.
Check out how happy this pig looks.
The animal, named Daisy, is pictured inside a Shelby Township, Michigan, police car after chasing a woman into her front yard.
Debbie DeRiemaecker told 7 Action News she was doing some work outside her home on Wolf Drive on Thursday evening when the escaped pig came hurtling towards her.
The local news reports said DeRiemaecker didn't know what else to do, so rang the police.
Shelby Township Police Department
And the animal was subsequently placed in the back of a police car.
Which in hindsight may have been a mistake.
The Shelby Township police department wrote on Facebook: "Now we know why that pig is smiling in the first pic! Lol."
Police said the pig was a local resident's pet. According to WXYZ, the owner came and cleaned the car before taking the animal home.
Shelby Township Police Department
"In light of what is going on in our profession on a daily basis, a good chuckle is always welcomed."
A woman went to a pet shop..
..and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then said..
"New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
"New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said,
"Hi, Keith!"
A drunk walks up to a guy...
A drunk walks up to a guy. says to him, " I am God."
The guy says," Go away, you are drunk."
"I can prove it to you, if you want" said the drunk.
"O really! Then prove it."
The drunk went up to a door and knocked on it thrice, three times. The door opened, and a woman came out,
"Oh God, not you again. Go away!"
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