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Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 6, 2015

Can your dick touch your ass?

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls a beer out of a cooler. the little boy asked,

"Grandpa, can I have a beer?" Grandpa replied, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

The little boy answered no.

Grandpa said "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa,

can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your dick touch your ass?" The little boy answered no, again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the little boy came out of the house With a cookie.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my dick can touch my ass!" The boy replied,

"Then go fuck yourself, Grandma made these cookies for me."

Whats the difference between Arab girls and American girls?

American girls get stoned before they have sex.

Thứ Năm, 4 tháng 6, 2015

Meet The Cutest Filmmaker, Emily The Cat

She knows livin’ ain’t easy.

Emily is a feline filmmaker. This is her story.

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She's familiar with the "rise and grind" lifestyle.

She's familiar with the "rise and grind" lifestyle.

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She knows what it's like to put yourself in your work.

She knows what it's like to put yourself in your work.

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Everyone has critics, even cats.

Everyone has critics, even cats.

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Suge Knight Sued For Wrongful Death In Hit-And-Run Case

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Death Row Records co-founder Marion “Suge” Knight was named in a wrongful death lawsuit by the wife of Terry Carter, the man he allegedly ran over in January. Rappers Dr. Dre and Ice Cube as well as Universal Studios were also named as defendants.

Lillian Carter’s lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles on Wednesday, alleges that “reckless corporate greed, disguised as the quest for authenticity led to a foreseeable altercation that resulted in the death” of Terry Carter.

Knight was charged with murder and attempted murder in the January 29 fatal hit-and-run that killed Carter and seriously injured Cle “Bone” Sloan. Video footage of the incident went viral. Knight plead not guilty.

The incident occurred after an altercation at a Los Angeles burger restaurant, following a day on the set of Straight Outta Compton, a film about N.W.A., a Compton rap group. Dr. Dre and Ice Cube were founding members of N.W.A.

The lawsuit claims that Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, and Universal failed to provide adequate security on the film set and that the parking lot of the burger restaurant – another defendant in the suit – was “a dangerous area where all types of violent crimes regularly occurred."

The suit also claims Universal was negligent in allowing the movie to be filmed around Compton, knowing that Dr. Dre and Knight had a years-long, ongoing feud.

Carter claims she and her family “suffered the loss of love, comfort, companionship, care, assistance, society, affection, protection, and moral and financial support of Terry Carter.”

Knight’s trial is set to begin on July 7. Sloan previously testified that he will not “snitch” on Knight.

“I don’t want it to get misconstrued that I told on this man,” Sloan said in April. “I’m no snitch. I will not be used to send Suge Knight to prison.”

Read the lawsuit:


LINK: Suge Knight Collapses In Court After Judge Sets Bail At $25 Million

LINK: Suge Knight Pleads Not Guilty Of Murder In Hit-And-Run Case

LINK: Video Surfaces Of Hit-And-Run Incident Allegedly Involving Suge Knight



Justin Bieber's Response To Drake's Instagram Was Perfect

“damn daddy”.

Drake, the best boyfriend none of us will ever have, posted this photo earlier today.

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While most of us were rendered speechless by the photo...

While most of us were rendered speechless by the photo...

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...Justin Bieber managed to sum up all of our feelings in a concise, two-word comment.

...Justin Bieber managed to sum up all of our feelings in a concise, two-word comment.

Or at least, according to LoveBScott, he did.

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Same, Biebs. Same.

Same, Biebs. Same.

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The Definitive Ranking Of Silverchair Singles

This was nearly impossible.

"If You Keep Losing Sleep"

"If You Keep Losing Sleep"

You can eventually admire the musical experimentation of this song... once you get over the complete mindfuck it was.

Youtube: SilverchairVEVO

"Luv Your Life"

"Luv Your Life"

It's definitely not a bad song (is there such thing with Silverchair?), but as a single it wasn't that captivating.

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"Reflections of a Sound"

"Reflections of a Sound"

Young Modern Station took Silverchair into a completely different sound from anything else they ever experimented with, and this song perfectly sums that up. While a good track for the album, when you compare it to the plethora of fantastic songs the band has released, it's not at the top.

Youtube: SilverchairVEVO

"Shade"

"Shade"

The song is lyrically simplistic, but has a weirdly uplifting message contrasted with heavy guitars, drums and vocals.

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19 Songs That Will Transport You Back To The Summer Of 1995

How many of these did you own the cassette single to?

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Warner Music

The third single released from Biggie's debut album, Ready to Die, was actually different than the album version. The remixed single not only included new lyrics and a beat, but also featured his then-wife, Faith Evans. The song peaked at No. 2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Where you probably heard it most: The radio!!!! This song was on non-stop rotation.


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