Say Hello To The Friendliest Bear In The World

Un-BEAR-ably cute! Sorry, not sorry.

Samson Lee and his wife Kayleigh recently took a trip to the Olympic Game Farm in Sequim, Washington and met the friendliest bear ever!

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During their driving tour of the wildlife farm, the couple came across this bear. Kayleigh couldn't resist waving hello to their new fuzzy friend.

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They were both delighted when the friendly bear waved right back!

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A one-handed catch?! This bear is THE BEST.

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