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A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says, "well, that's great...some asshole's got my pen."
“Bad Blood” mixed with “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” will absolutely make your weekend.
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We told my four-year-old a joke: What is a duck's favorite snack? Quackers! HA!
He asked, "Quackers?" confused "Like, peanut butter and crackers?" "Sure, like peanut butter and crackers."
runs into other room, calling his grandfather "Pop Pop! What is a duck's favorite snack?" "Peanut butter" falls over laughing at his own joke
These cats have gone TOO FAR.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked: "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded: "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked: "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied: "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him". The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and, in a very quiet voice, said: "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
Squeeeeaaals to die for!
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Why is this still cute tho?
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Poor thang...lookin' like WTF happened just now?
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TO THE RESCUE!!!!!
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