FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
He walked up to my car and opened his ticket book.
I said, "you're going to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana State Trooper Ball aren't you?"
He replied, "Louisiana State Troopers don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence.
Then he closed his book, walked back to his car, and drove away.
A blonde got really tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom.
As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!"
Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself."
She said, "Yes, I am!"
The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?"
She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
I've just been informed that the NSA no longer has the capability to change a light bulb, but if we give them access to everyone's email and cell phone communications they will hopefully intercept a message that will crack this lightbulb case wide open.
One is called "One Two Three" the other is called "Un Deux Trois." Which cat survives?
"One Two Three" because un deux trois cat sank
Disclaimer; not original, just saw it online and thought you'd all appreciate