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Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 7, 2015

What’s Darth Vader’s corrupt brother’s name?

Taxi Vader...

129 Thoughts I Had At NYC's First Country Music Festival

Never have I wanted so badly to be a cowboy than at Farmborough NYC. Elena Childers / Via BuzzFeed 1. Wow. That's a lot of denim. 2. Moonshine's a real thing?! 3. I love Moonshine. 4. Sorry Luke Bryan, I know you say rain is a good thing, but I've never hated it more than this moment. 5. Holy denim Batman, it never ends! (Applicable to both the endless rain and denim.) 6. The cowboy hat vendor would be called "Down 'n' Dirty Hat Co." 7. Must resist...

A homeless man...

A homeless man was walking down the street. His shoes were so worn out that the soles would flop around when he walked. One day, he was walking down the street when a man in a brand new Maserati and an expensive Italian suit pulled over by him. The man asked for the homeless man to come to him. He pulled out a think wad of $100 bills, and held it out to the homeless man. The homeless man was shocked. The man pulled off the rubber band from the wad, and handed the band to the homeless man and said "Y'know, you could use this to keep your shoes...

If This Michael Jackson Mash-Up Of 'Bad' Doesn't Get You Crunk Then We Don't Know What Will

This guy is a total ”Bad”-ass! Bence Peter's fancy hand work on this Michael Jackson mash-up will slay your entire life... You just need to get into it right now: ...and this was just a rehearsal! Bence Peter / Via youtube.com WHO'S "BAD"???? THIS. GUY. RIGHT. HERE! vine.co And he even slayed this "Smooth Criminal" rendition for the gawdssssss... YAS. vine.co MJ WOULD BE PROUD AF. Via media.giphy.com View Entire List ...

Is Demi Lovato's New Song About A Fling With A Girl?

Sapphic relationships are apparently “Cool For The Summer.” Demi Lovato’s highly-anticipated new single, “Cool For The Summer,” made its way online this morning and it’s every bit the banger fans were hoping for. The highly-anticipated new single, which can be heard in full here, will officially premiere tomorrow on iHeartRadio. instagram.com The song — packed with dark, sexy synths and big, infectious hooks — marks a new sound for the singer, but it’s the sapphic overtones that are the real surprise. A quick peek at the lyrics would seem to...

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